CELEBS-R-US

Pop culture is so fucking stupidly amazing. Gawd graced us from the heavens above with all these celebrities who -- for the most part -- can be pretty "normal" despite all their success and riches. But Gawd also gifted us with the blessed trove of Google Images where one can view a plethora of the most ridiculous and unflattering angles of A-listers (everyone's an A+ is Gawd's eyes) such as Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, and Matt Damon as a puppet in Team America World Police (yes, this counts).

With what the treasure chest that is Google Images provides, a masterpiece of celeb inspired collages are just WAITING to be created in His image. Now, don't be mistaken, it may appear that we are poking fun, but -- hand to Gawd -- we are just celebrating the ugliness of life. 

Celebs, they are just like us. BLESS THIS MESS, HONEY, A-MEN!

 

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, angel?

Paris Hilton, the face of stone-cold sobriety.

Paris Hilton, the face of stone-cold sobriety.

Lindsay Lohan: From 'Liz and Dick' to that Esurance commercial.

Lindsay Lohan: From 'Liz and Dick' to that Esurance commercial.

Matt Damon: Empathy, intellect and quiet charisma.

Matt Damon: Empathy, intellect and quiet charisma.

Written and collaged by Kyle Stuart. Edited by Morgan Stuart.