dear eric trump
ur an ugly ass bitch did u know that? u think ur tough hot shit but ya look like a fuckin toilet brush covered in pee which is why u also probably smell like pee u stinky yokel. u think its cute to kill endangered animals !! i’m not going to wish death upon you but i believe that one day those animals are gonna come back and get revenge and i will not cry. i would like to bury you and your father as well as mike pence, steve banana, and that fuckin betsy lady in a deep hole with very little snacks to keep you alive.
why u making us tax payers pay for ur trips? if ur gonna make us pay for ur ventures then can u at least like use that money to stop being so ugly?? i don’t ever ever ever call people ugly, i don’t see ugly i only see beauty….but that changed after i first saw you. what the fuck are u??? who the fuck do u think u are?? some kinda bougie ass giant rotting toenail? ya thats what u are. u fuckin stinky toenail. ur ugly and i don’t want to see ur face ever again but i can’t stop looking at it because i am so fascinated by how someone that fuckin ugly is the son of my country’s president!! you ugly, you yo daddys son ! ur fuckin dad is that moldy pumpkin that your neighbor forgot to throw away and it’s been like 5 months since halloween. man i wanna be nice i wanna be loving but when i see you and hear your fuckin dorky ass voice i get so sick to my stomach man. ur so crusty and ur face makes me hungry cus u look like a fuckin pizza man. but thats insulting to pizza.
ur like a pizza that stayed in the fridge too long and got moldy like your toenail self. hhfgkhdjfhgjh I’m sick n tired of you and ur dad n ur fam man like get the fuck out of here with ur racist bullshit u ugly jars of mayonnaise! man every time i pee i pretend that hole in the toilet where the water goes thru when u flush u know what I’m talking about i imagine that that is your mouth with ur big ugly weird gums and stupid teeth. you put so many horrible words into my mouth and i want it to stOP! i hate being hateful but i have no choice with you!! you are TRASH. and i think I’m ugly too but like you’re even worse than how i look to myself. jesus. i wish i could take a fish and slap you with it but that would be mean to the fish cus he’d have to touch you. smh. smh. smh.
Thank you for taking the time to read this. This concludes my essay application for Harvard University. Have a good day.
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